Middle laners
Fray Brentos has just reminded me of this. nothing makes me more angry that wankers who sit in the middle lane of the motorway going at the same speed as cars in the inside lane, or worse yet, when there are no cars in the inside lane. how i wish my crappy Seat had guns. it makes me undertake them in a pathetic pointless rage.

PULL THE FUCK IN.

I've mentally changed this QOTW to 'things that really get on my goat' so excuse the slightly o0ff topic nonsense, but hey, you're all at it too.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:27, 11 replies)

if they are sat in the middle lane with no other traffic you need to loop them
drive up in the inside lane. change to outside lane. overtake. pull into inside lane. allow them to over take. repeat until they get the message.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:29, closed)

i prefer undertaking
while shaking my head like a smug irritating bastard. but that's because i'm a smug irritating bastard.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, closed)

I do that too
I think my record is seven times.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:50, closed)

Even better,
I get in the middle lane in front of them, slow down very gently, and just as they pull out into the outside lane to overtake you, pull into the inside lane leaving them stranded in the outside lane and speed up. For some reason this upsets them even more!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:24, closed)

Get in front of them and slow down

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:49, closed)

Having to overtake on the right is a fucking stupid rule anyway
We should do what the yanks do, and afford all lanes the same priority. Downside: Have to be more careful with your mirrors when changing lanes. Upside: Don't have the ridiculous contrivance of a jammed overtaking lane all desparate to get past the trucks and the middle-lane hoggers you're (quite rightly) grumbling about.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, closed)

Wholeheartedly Agree
Cucking funts.
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:47, closed)

It's actually alright..
..to undertake if theres no other traffic on the motorway because its apparently more dangerous to move two lanes over and then two lanes back again. The middle and outside lanes are overtaking lanes. So sitting in the middle of them with no traffic on the left is driving without due care and attention.

Plus, it's satisfying to watch someone you've just undertook flashing you.... and then moving into the left lane. Fucking invalids.
(MrNorm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:23, closed)

Argh! This!
The worst example is when I do decide to undertake they indicate left and give a little false 'I'm moving into the left lane, actually' wiggle and then *stay exactly where they are*!

FFS! If you could see I was about to pass on the left, then you know that there's space for *you* to be in the left lane, and yet you're staying in the middle...!
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:09, closed)

It's even worse
when there ARE only 2 lanes.
(Poezestrepe, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:33, closed)

I can see a QOTW on road rage on the horizon...
..or has it bindun?
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 14:15, closed)