my hangups.
MY CAT: i hate people who say to me 'its just a cat' or 'cats dont do anything but eat and sleep'.... Lets clear this up. My cat is the most precious thing in my life. She is my baby, albeit a small, furry, four legged one... but she is still my baby. I will never have children both by choice and nature so leave me to mother my animals. If you say my cat does nothing but eat and sleep, i will say 'yeah but so does your baby, execept i dont have to wipe my cats arse when she shits like you do!'

DRINKING: this i just dont understand at all. Dont get me wrong ive had my fair share of drunken nights. But those ended when i woke up in a strangers house. You can have so much more fun sobre with the added bonus that you actually have memories for life the morning after and no sore head!!

FOG LIGHTS: Ok its a clear night, stars are out wind is cool.... WHY THE MERRY FUCKING HELL DO YOU HAVE YOUR FOG LIGHTS ON AS WELL AS YOUR HEADLIGHTS!! its not like they will help in any way, unless you just like to blind other drivers? well do you? see how you feel when i take a fucking crow bar to your car for almost making me plant my bike in a hedge cos of your bad road manners.

XMAS: i saw my first xmas advert on tv in MAY this year... yeah thats right MAY. i dont understand how in august/september they can justify shops with xmas decorations out. All it does is irritate people, make kids whinge at there parents and make me even more reclusive than i already am.

PRETTY BOYS WITH NO CHEST HAIR: Im a firm beliver that real men have hairy chests. I dont understand womens obsession with pretty boys that look like girls.

SEX: I dont get sex. Ive had good, ive had bad, ive had some that freaks me out.... i gave it up. and so far i havent looked back. My life is trouble free, no respnsibility to a partner, no wondering if last nights one night stand has given me something.... Really my life has improved so much without it that even the thought of it turns me cold now. It actually makes me want to gag.....
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 20:36, 11 replies)

cats & babies
omg you are so right!!!
in fact, when my fiance leaves the house, his cat sits in front of the door, staring at it, for hours, just waiting for The Master to come home. let's see a 6 month old do that.

i'm gonna start using that from now on.
"cats do nothing but sleep all day."
"yeah, so does your baby."
(fai is rocking khaz modan server as of, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 20:54, closed)

oh my
You sound a barrel of laughs
(Eoghan, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:29, closed)

wow
cancel xmas, stop having sex, treat my cat as if it were human... There are hangups and there are posts that make you want to cry they are so depressing!
( elgordo, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:32, closed)

^this
I get where you're coming from, but damn, there's some harsh stuff in there.
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)

Did you read my mind?
Or is this Fight Club?
( john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:03, closed)

My life has improved without sex, too
Getting married's not as bad as people make out, you know.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:52, closed)

but
pretty boys need love too. Chest hair does not a man make
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:47, closed)

Indeed
And if I weren't married to one, I'd gladly volunteer to love 'em!
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:27, closed)

You sound like someone I would struggle to get along with :-|
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY CHEST REFUSES TO GROW HAIR APART FROM JUST ONE THAT GROWS ON MY RIGHT NIPPLE AND I'M SECRETLY QUITE PROUD OF BUT MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS PULLING IT OUT AND IT KEEPS GROWING BACK SO I'M STUCK IN THIS EXCRUCIATING CYCLE.

Also: Your cat is your baby. Therefore you are a mummy cat AICMFP. This would also explain why you don't like sex as the male cat's penis has spikes that.. well, you don't need me to tell you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:31, closed)

this
answer needs a *click* itself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:48, closed)

I shave my chest........
I tell everyone it's for ecg#s (I do clinical trials) but really, i don't want to admit that my chest hair naturally grows into a perfect heart shape. Oh the shame of being accused of cultivating it like that! Still, at least i'm not a pretty boy!
(sunray18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:49, closed)