The homophone answers to QOTW, "art ruction" "at ructon" etc.
You know the type. The very unfunny, highly unoriginal "There was a fight in the Tate and I couldn't understand the art ruction" and the ilk. Some of them are hand crafted and almost clever but they all just leave me cold and make me add the submitter to my ignore list.
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:54, 15 replies)

Innit
It's worse when you get more than one in a row/on a page. How long do these folk take to come up with this shite?! Heart breaking, really.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:02, closed)

Lies!
Punography is always welcome on my computer screen. And if I'm being punetrated by more than one person at once, then all the better I say.
( Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:05, closed)

homophone
sounds gay
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:26, closed)

methinks
you're too thick to come up with one, so you hit out.

There there, i'm sure your mummy still loves you.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:41, closed)

i agree
this is my most popular post and im fucking great me

play that homophone baby
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:01, closed)

Uh, if you notice - there are two in my reply so....
obviously not as fik as u.
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:13, closed)

i think the point was come up with one thats not so poor that
self mutilation of ones genitals with a rusty nail seems a preferable alternative to having just read the cunt

go on then smart arse - gives a decent one
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:23, closed)

considering this is your best ever QOTW answer...
writings of a charmless man

which propted a flurry of literally no replies i think we may well have to wait
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:26, closed)

Err...
Just to portray myself as a very sad nonce I think in 2005 the reply function wasn't available on the QOTW board. It's only been available relatively recently - maybe the last couple of years, but that's it.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:58, closed)

being too thick to come up with one
doesn't make them any less fucking annoying. I manage to gloss over most of them - and I have been caught by some utterly brilliant ones - but memes like this need to die out.
(keyboardman, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:16, closed)

I must admit
I like the particularly clever ones. Not those that are so blatantly false from the get go they make your eyes bleed, or the one liners, but those that suck you into their world are entertaining... and that's the point of QOTW, isn't it?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:00, closed)

There's a few people I blocked this week, the page shrunk down to nubbins - they must have had two dozen crap puns stacked up like rush hour traffic.
(Benzyl, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:03, closed)

??
You can ignore people?!

I actually quite enjoy trawling through the not so interesting stuff to hit the good stuff!
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:44, closed)

Agreed
I loathe them. I've actually started reading the final line of each post before bothering to read the rest, so I can skip over these.

I especially hate the long ones. Your example would be met with complete indifference from me, but the long, rambling ones, which only betray themselves as a shitty pun halfway through, or towards the end, really get on my nads. Complete waste of time.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:57, closed)

Some of them are good - some not so...
But like the Smurf, I just skim the first few lines, and read the rest if it seems good. I don't ignore anyone - even the trolls :) it's quite amusing to see them trying to bait people.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:51, closed)