Test to see if you are common.
If Male:
1) Are you named after a hollywood actor, or a footballer/footballer's kid? (all you Keanus, Rivers, Brooklns, etc - sorry, but you're heading chav-wards).

2) Are your trainers whiter than your teeth?

3) Is your dream after school:
a) Get a promotion at work to pay for a new Sub-Woofer for your Nova GTE?
b) Play football for Man U, shag a girl-band member or Big Brother contestant and get a 4x4 with 22" Spinners?
or,
c) Find a babysitter for your kid so you can take your girlfriend to MaccyD's for a night out?

4)Have you shaved bits out of your eyebrow(s)?

5) Do you know what the inside of a holding cell looks like?

For Females:

1) Are you named after a Soap Opera character or a car? (Mercedes, Porsches, Kylies and Tiffanys - put your hands up)

2) Do you own a pair of Ugg boots?

3) Does your jacket sit too high and your jeans so low that you have a two inch strip of bare flesh across your back?

4) Did you have experience of any of the following before you were 14?
a) French manicure
b) French kissing
c) French letters

5) A tattoo at the base of the spine, just above the thong - is it sexy?

6) Is Blue WKD nice?

7) Do you have a favourite member of Girls Aloud?



If you answered yes to any of these....you're likely to be common as muck....
(Chad, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:42, 10 replies)

I once shaved a 'Y' shape in my left eyebrow
But that was just attention to detail, as I was going to a fancy dress party as Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Does that still count?
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:44, closed)

Nope,
Cause thats awesome :)
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:28, closed)

I have
a favourite member of Girls Aloud.



I am male.


Can't stand the songs though.
(dchurch bah, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:46, closed)

Kimberley?
She's hot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:05, closed)

Names
The last time that I ventured into Harlow, the two names that I kept hearing loud mouthed old hags calling out were Paris for girls and Taylor for boys. This is the nadir.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:06, closed)

I get accused of Male 4 a lot
I have a scar through my eyebrow, but to some people, it's some attempt to be cool.
(Vulpine or something, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:52, closed)

WKD Blue
WKD Blue with about 50ml of ruby port in - apparently it's called a Cheeky Vimto. Does actually taste a lot like Vimto, and Miss Photon is quite keen on them now and again.
Does the addition of port reduce the commonness, perhaps? She'll be terribly distraught if that's not the case.
(Photon wasting your time since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:54, closed)

I tend to think..
that any alcoholic beverage that stains our tongue is unlikely to be classy...
(Chad, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:40, closed)

Red Wine?

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:01, closed)

I object!
The white bits of my trainers are whiter than my teeth. This is largely because they rarely exit the cupboard where they live save for exercise (or 'training'). They're mostly black, anyway.

I know what the inside of a holding cell looks like! We went on a trip to a police station at cubs. I suppose that really means that I know what the inside of a holding cell looked like twenty years ago, and my memory of that is a mite fuzzy. Alright, you win.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, closed)