Slag Tags...
...that is, that tattoo that (some) girls get put just above the crack of thier arse, often wearing hipsters to display it to all and sundry.

Nothing says that you've been poked more times than your Gran's real coal fire more strongly than one of those. Combine it with a bling-y thong and the general concensus of everyone who has the misfortune of standing or walking behind you is that you've been through the entirety of the armed forces at least twice, or more accurately, they've been through you.

One of a fair few things that makes me glad that I'm a poofter :)

EDIT: Damn, Chad beat me to it. Mind you, I've not bothered to read any past the latest page so the topic could have been broached already.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:46, 12 replies)

They're handy as cum-targets though.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:51, closed)

amen to that...
in my single days, the sight of those provoked a similar instinct to that provoked in sharks when blood hits seawater...

Usually signals they'll take it up the wrong 'un, too. huzzah for dirty sluts!
(Chad, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:57, closed)

Slag Tags.................
Or a Tramp Stamp where I come from
(AdmiralPellaeon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:04, closed)

.
or hoe tag
(zero.coke, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:36, closed)

or
ass-antlers.
particularly the big celtic affairs.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:14, closed)

"general" concensus?
Grrrrrr you've hit on my pet hate.
A concensus by definition is general.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:00, closed)

I know...
...but it's a manner of speech in the circles I move so it just rolls off the tongue. Or indeed, the keyboard. However, just because you were prissy enough to point it out and partly because it's one of the most crap pet hates I've ever heard of, I'm going to leave it where it is.

So ner.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, closed)

And...
while "general concensus" is your pet hate, you're not pedantic enough to be bothered about spelling consensus correctly. Weird.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:07, closed)

I mostly agree
But having said that, I've met some people with those tattoos who don't fall into that category at all - one or two good friends of mine have them, and are about as far from slags as possible...
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:20, closed)

Hey!
My ex wife had one! Ahhhh wait, no, you're right.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:05, closed)

And when they're 80, wrinkly and saggy, the tag will be hanging down somewhere near the bottom of one arse cheek. But...which arse cheek?
(Musuko, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, closed)

Even
worse is when they have a planetoid girth - pass the eye bleach.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:20, closed)