My home town
...which i left as soon as humanly possible for the Big Smoke of the city lights is the most common place on earth. Whenever i visit home though i am reminded that i am the only one who seems to think this. The place is a dump, its full of tracksuit-wearing yobs, the nightlife is atrocious (and yet despite this the biggest nightclub charges more to get into the place than half of the good clubs in the nearest city. And its a cesspit of granny-fanny. I have seen more fights in that place in one night than i have in the entire social life i have had in the city) The council are more bent than a seven bob note, and the police are like those you would see in a deep south america hick town. Crooked and bored. Yet despite this it claims to be a cultural hertage town bristling with history and sites. It isnt. Its a common as muck hell hole full of graffiti, pompous arsewits and scum. And i'm glad i dont live in its narrow minded streets no more!!


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(Overdrive fucking loves you!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02, 7 replies)

Is it
Ellesmere Port?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:10, closed)

It can't be Stoke on Trent
The description is far too nice.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, closed)

Is it...
Melton Mowbray?

I claim my five pounds!!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:05, closed)

I was thinking Chelmsford
until you said that it claims to be a town bristling with History.

Chelmsford (or 'Chumsferd' as it is known to the locals) can't even boast that.
(Papa Chocolat, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:26, closed)

Offt
all way off... Its in Scotland for a kick off!
(Overdrive fucking loves you!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:03, closed)

Ah Scotland, I'm suprised
Well not really, seeing as you said town that puts the big 5 out. Falkirk? Kirkcaldy?
(muzzvsworld, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:16, closed)

Chelmsford
It's the birthplace of radio, you know! And they have that estate with the roads named after Charles Dickens characters. It's well historical innit.
(claireyfairy There's a smell in here that will outlast religion, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)