Sure sign of a pikey
Tucking tracksuit bottoms in socks
Nike shox
Those nasty grey jogging bottoms they all wear
clown necklaces
Dummies on children who can walk and talk
Children in pushchairs who are too big for them
Wearing a baseball cap ... at that stupid sharp angle
Owning a Saxo
walking around with a hand wedged down the front of your trousers
spitting
rockports
swearing at your kids in public
love bites
greasy hair, in a pony tail in a scrunchie
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24, 8 replies)

Hey!...

That's my MUM you're describing there!

*puts dummy back in*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29, closed)

Tucking socks into tracksuit bottoms
Try that one again.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, closed)

@ stopmeandslapme,
done, thank you
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:14, closed)

agreed
completely. Without any exception. Particularly lovebites - yuck.
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:39, closed)

Rockports
Never saw the appeal of them- they're shit!

I had them suggested as a pair of shoes that'd last a decent length of time (I (gasp!) walk places rather than drive all the time. I'm also not the lightest of people (6ft/1.82m, 100 or so kg) So my shoes wear out quickly.

They lasted a month. ONE MONTH. Fucking expensive shoes, and they lasted a single month.
My £5 pair from Shoe Zone, bought in a soggy-socked moment of desperation, have so far lasted 6 months.

Also, good list.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, closed)

Meh
I have greasy hair in a pony tail...











But I am a man... My mummy said so
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)

I had
Rockport for the last 3 years of high school! Survived walking to and from school, and as much football as the weather would allow all year round. I think they're still in the wardrobe at my mum's, if I could fit into a 7 1/2 I might dig them out :(
(gin'll fix it, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, closed)

Clicks
for the dummy one. Its a real pet hate of mine.

Also scrunchies are just shit.
(Eldoofus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:34, closed)