I had never heard of Jack Wills before
I just looked at the website and now I want to kill something. Christ's knees.

£29 for a plain tshirt with "JACK WILLS" in huge letters on the front. It may as well say "CUNT".
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, 2 replies)

although...
the bloke on the "homewares" page has just got me mildly aroused
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:32, closed)

I spy him too...
Not too bad at all :-)
(Meya, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:29, closed)

It gets funnier
In the changing room bit they had a pre-recorded Polo match on a TV and the people they employ there are the same fuckwits that shop there.

Tis a vicious circle.

I felt an overwhelming need to open fire on the lot of 'em and make the world a better place
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:34, closed)

I just came across the "Polo" section of the website
Please, please let me beat them to death with their own sticks/clubs/whatever the fuck they're called
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, closed)

Posh Rods

(i should have joined myspace, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, closed)

oh no!
ive never had the need to go on the website but i just went on out of curiosity.
i didnt know they called themselves the university outfitters. jesus christ
no wonder they all look the same!

*breathes*
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, closed)

Instead of the website you should go to the shop
with a rifle
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, closed)

Shit, there's actually one in my town!
I have never noticed it! I must be blind to posh nob shops. Right, I'm going in there with weaponry on Saturday
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, closed)

I'm fuckin' there too then...
I'll bring an array of jagged things.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, closed)

OMG
The messageboard is hilarious. If only it wasn't so poorly laid out. I've always fancied having a go at trolling.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:48, closed)

ha ha
one of them is called charlize

says it all
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:58, closed)

!!
I wish I hadn't seen this its making me really angry.

Popualr Group 20/10/2008 hi x im my secindary sch i am in y8 and there is the it group and of course they are all rich i am slwoly moving my way up so yey. all of them wear jack wills clothes. i only have one piece and they say that if i cant afford the jack wills stuff im not in their gruop. i have my own style should i follow their expensive stlye or my weird stand out of the crowd stlye i already have?? and ideas xxxxxx
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, closed)

Kill ones self?
Life isn't worth living if you can't afford a Jack Wills car rug..

(do you rekon she was drunk or just a bad speller?)
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:28, closed)