CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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For breakfastI'm eating a Pop Tart.
'Nuff said.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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Tart for breakfast and tart by nature.Says it all really. : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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Oi!Hey now, just because you've had me doesn't mean-
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-hang on...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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I don't think I have ever eaten onehow sad
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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Think of The Lion Kingwhen they're teaching Simba to eat bugs.
Slimy, yet satisfying.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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Ummm...have not seen iti'm not doing well. Just for you Mr. Loon, by the end of the year I shall have eaten pop tarts & seen the lion king, or my name is not Colonel_Dracula. Which of course it isn't.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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Very good!Just try hard not to weep during it.
I can almost guarantee that you will, though.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43,
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You big poofterI've seen the Lion King dozens of times and I've never cried once :)
I must be terribly hard hearted
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:51,
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It's almost as badas the scene in Dumbo where he visits his mother in lockup.
But not quite.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52,
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That's nothingI like to go down on a Rock'n'Roll Hooker first thing in the morning.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11,
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I was going to saythat the Pop Tart isn't as bad as the fact you're eating breakfast at 3pm. But you're one of them there 'Merkins, aren't you.
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Yup.It's just now 10:12am over here.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15,
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I love pop tartsHaven't had one for yonks though.
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Maybethey aren't your friends anymore or something.
*flounces*
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:21,
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Pop TartsAre almost impossible to find in Sheffield. The only place that had them was the big fuck off tesco and even then they only stock one flavour. still bought loads though, they're great
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That was quickWhat does Guy Ritchie think about it?
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I'm surehe'd think I was desperate, as it was old and rather stale besides...
And my breakfast wasn't so great either.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17,
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well she has now OFFICIALLY split from Guyso knock yourself out
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:55,
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You Monster!
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