CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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If anyone ever asks youWhat coulour belt they should wear with brown or black shoes then BEWARWE it's a trap.
Most chaps would answer brown shoes = brown belt and black shoes = black belt.
The correct answer is to wear braces, all other variations are common.
Best regards
Major Dick Turkington-Crawford MBE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:32,
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Braces!I LOVE this!
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How does havingstraight teeth stop your trousers falling down?
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well ofcHave you ever seen an orthodontist with his / her trousers down in the highstreet?
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Only oncebut he was a vicar too, so everyone assumed it was normal.
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I insistThat anyone wearing braces stands with their thumbs resting in their armpits AT ALL TIMES.
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:09,
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And possiblya clay pipe
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