Dodgy dodger
Two top halves stuck together with only a mouse's jamrag smear of jam to hold them together. It is an abomination, and an affront to the biscuit eating classes.



Sending this pic of it off to Burtons with a tongue-in-cheek cheeky email netted me an amusing response and £5 in biccy vouchers.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45, 16 replies)

Hahahahaha good work!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, closed)

Nice floor - engineered oak?
As I get older I find myself checking out the decor in the background of porn. If that ever becomes more interesting than the porn, it's time to call it a day...

On reflection, that should probably have been a confession, last week
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)

Could possibly be a table

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, closed)

Worktop I reckon.
Check out the edge.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:22, closed)

I reckon its a kitchen chopping block

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:25, closed)

too big for a chopping block
I'd reckon table or worktop
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:32, closed)

It's my kitchen table
Rubberwood, I believe.

Makes an excellent worktop.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:32, closed)

I've glad we've cleared that one up

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, closed)

heh heh heh
I did the same with a pizza with almost no toppings on it. I took a pic of the picture, along with a pic of the pizza on the box asking where the similarity was. i too got some vouchers. I'll see if i still have the pics on my pc
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)

have a click for this!!
fucking quality!!!! nice one
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:48, closed)

Ahhhhh, switch it OFFFFF!
I had the opposite. A pepperoni pizza where the pepperoni machine clearly went haywire. So much pepperoni that I was able to cover the ENTIRE pizza with the stuff, and still had enough left over that I could double up in places.

Bloody thing had been on offer, too - bargain! Om nom nom!
( eXOBeX, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:41, closed)

Let's hear the amusing response then!

( Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:55, closed)

I did something amusing once
isn't that nice? What's the point in telling us you had an amusing experience, share it ffs!
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:44, closed)

I have no idea what I did with the letter
I recall sympathy for my plight and a promise that heads would roll in quality control.

The point was that Burtons are nice folk.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:46, closed)

The letter will turn up the day after the QOTW closes
And you won't even be able to complain about that! Bah.
( eXOBeX, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:43, closed)

Packet
Are you sure it came out of that packet? It looks sealed / unopened to me!

Whenever I open a packet of munchies the dizzie (wrapper) always gets torn - especially now as they are made out of plastic rather than the older paper / cardboard stuff.

I am viewing this on my Blackberry (in view of the company banning access to B3ta on the PC's) so apologies if I've missed your surgical extraction of said 'dodger'.
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, closed)