Complaining
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Dodgy dodger
Two top halves stuck together with only a mouse's jamrag smear of jam to hold them together. It is an abomination, and an affront to the biscuit eating classes.
Sending this pic of it off to Burtons with a tongue-in-cheek cheeky email netted me an amusing response and £5 in biccy vouchers.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45, 16 replies)
Two top halves stuck together with only a mouse's jamrag smear of jam to hold them together. It is an abomination, and an affront to the biscuit eating classes.
Sending this pic of it off to Burtons with a tongue-in-cheek cheeky email netted me an amusing response and £5 in biccy vouchers.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45, 16 replies)
Nice floor - engineered oak?
As I get older I find myself checking out the decor in the background of porn. If that ever becomes more interesting than the porn, it's time to call it a day...
On reflection, that should probably have been a confession, last week
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)
As I get older I find myself checking out the decor in the background of porn. If that ever becomes more interesting than the porn, it's time to call it a day...
On reflection, that should probably have been a confession, last week
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)
It's my kitchen table
Rubberwood, I believe.
Makes an excellent worktop.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:32, closed)
Rubberwood, I believe.
Makes an excellent worktop.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:32, closed)
heh heh heh
I did the same with a pizza with almost no toppings on it. I took a pic of the picture, along with a pic of the pizza on the box asking where the similarity was. i too got some vouchers. I'll see if i still have the pics on my pc
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)
I did the same with a pizza with almost no toppings on it. I took a pic of the picture, along with a pic of the pizza on the box asking where the similarity was. i too got some vouchers. I'll see if i still have the pics on my pc
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)
Ahhhhh, switch it OFFFFF!
I had the opposite. A pepperoni pizza where the pepperoni machine clearly went haywire. So much pepperoni that I was able to cover the ENTIRE pizza with the stuff, and still had enough left over that I could double up in places.
Bloody thing had been on offer, too - bargain! Om nom nom!
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:41, closed)
I had the opposite. A pepperoni pizza where the pepperoni machine clearly went haywire. So much pepperoni that I was able to cover the ENTIRE pizza with the stuff, and still had enough left over that I could double up in places.
Bloody thing had been on offer, too - bargain! Om nom nom!
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:41, closed)
I did something amusing once
isn't that nice? What's the point in telling us you had an amusing experience, share it ffs!
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:44, closed)
isn't that nice? What's the point in telling us you had an amusing experience, share it ffs!
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:44, closed)
I have no idea what I did with the letter
I recall sympathy for my plight and a promise that heads would roll in quality control.
The point was that Burtons are nice folk.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:46, closed)
I recall sympathy for my plight and a promise that heads would roll in quality control.
The point was that Burtons are nice folk.
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:46, closed)
The letter will turn up the day after the QOTW closes
And you won't even be able to complain about that! Bah.
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:43, closed)
And you won't even be able to complain about that! Bah.
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:43, closed)
Packet
Are you sure it came out of that packet? It looks sealed / unopened to me!
Whenever I open a packet of munchies the dizzie (wrapper) always gets torn - especially now as they are made out of plastic rather than the older paper / cardboard stuff.
I am viewing this on my Blackberry (in view of the company banning access to B3ta on the PC's) so apologies if I've missed your surgical extraction of said 'dodger'.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, closed)
Are you sure it came out of that packet? It looks sealed / unopened to me!
Whenever I open a packet of munchies the dizzie (wrapper) always gets torn - especially now as they are made out of plastic rather than the older paper / cardboard stuff.
I am viewing this on my Blackberry (in view of the company banning access to B3ta on the PC's) so apologies if I've missed your surgical extraction of said 'dodger'.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, closed)
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