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(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Gary the Electrician
Gary, do you remember when we were 19 and were helping with my uncle's loft conversion? Do you remember me and Spud going into the loft to feed down a cable that you'd installed?
We couldn't find the hole you'd made so we asked you to stick your finger up through the it so we could find it easier. Do you remember Spud saying, "hold on Gary, we still can't see it"?

Then we asked you to put your finger back up through the hole, and you did, then recoiled slightly because you didn't like the feel of what was on the other side. That's because Spud had dropped his trousers and pants and had squatted over the hole, with his sphincter hovering ever so close to it. You touched his ring that day and you never knew. It's the harderst I've ever had to try to stop myself howling with laughter.

Sorry, Gary.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:46, 15 replies)
I don't know how the hell you managed not to howl with laughter
I just did and I only read about it
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:33, closed)

^exactly this^
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:48, closed)
I choked with laughter
And Dr. Pepper. That's how I managed not to howl whilst reading.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 21:37, closed)

(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 22:13, closed)
I need a loft (or a finger sized hole) to try this
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 23:23, closed)


How do you remove sausage roll crumbs from the keyboard??!!!
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 1:24, closed)
would have been funnier if he had decided instead to stick up a screwdriver!!
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 7:23, closed)

im an electrician, you are WAY more likely to stick a screwdriver up the hole, its longer and more visible than a stumpy finger

shall we start questioning the genuinenessossity of this story?
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:24, closed)
But bloody funny!
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 9:03, closed)
is fucking GENIUS.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:06, closed)
Simple, yet so effective.

I think the fact that the guy still doesnt know what you did makes it all the more funneh..
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:19, closed)

OMG!! I just laughed so much at this I nearly shat myself! Glad I have thick walls and my neighbours can't hear me laughing my fucking head off!! Thanks!!
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:38, closed)
Good confession,and spud sounds like the right name to do something crazy like that,made me laugh like fuck.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 4:32, closed)
has no-one made an obvious "up the gary" pun yet?
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 3:49, closed)
you bastard
i have a broken rib and trying not to laugh while reading that has proven very unpleasant
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 5:41, closed)

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