I Hate DOGS
I noticed that the Cat Hater was developing a bit of a reputation for himself, and like anyone who knows how to ride coat tails, I jumped right on board with a slight adjustment the the furry critter in quesiton. Its all about the equilibrium with the cat dog divide.

Fuck off Dogs !
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, 23 replies)

People only have cats out of laziness.
Dogs can at least be useful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, closed)

They make great draft excluders... AND they need walkies even if it rains

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:49, closed)

cats are
Aetheists, hate Bonio, love the Smiths and look at you in 'Ironic' ways.
Dogs read the daily mail, love the BNP, Bonio and hate all immigrant student cats and LOVE shitting in the street. Fact.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:09, closed)

Yeah but you say all that like it's a BAD thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:18, closed)

the comment is implication free,
just observation Vag.
ALL Fascists look like dogs and vice versa, our non existant god made them that way. Fact.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, closed)

Whatever it is you're smoking
I want some.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, closed)

but...
Cats are far more likely to look like Nazis e.g.Hitler.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, closed)

Fact

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:52, closed)

Also more likely to look like Joe Stalin too

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:57, closed)

dogs can look like hitler too
alirezakohani.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/L1050340-1024x576.jpg
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, closed)

that's Pol Pot
not Hitler.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:42, closed)

You've got to be barking to hate dogs.
I am so sorry about that!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:49, closed)

I don't think a reputation as being 'Bert'
is much to be envious of.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:49, closed)

All Dogs are sons of bitches
bitches of bitches too
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/4592465
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:22, closed)

Dogs are shit

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:08, closed)

Fuck off Dogs

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:35, closed)

Fuck Off Cats
Isn't it!
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:46, closed)

Is this you?
( Zuowan, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, closed)

I am
truly shocked by that, that red cagoule is just sooo 90's!
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:51, closed)

haha!
Truly brilliant, but I would have preferred it if it had been cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 19:24, closed)

she will be quite a catch when she gets older. sleep with one eye open mofos.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:44, closed)

I don't hate dogs;
I just don't see the point of them. Unless you're blind, of course.

Two friends of mine have a dog that very nearly ruined their wedding day. On the morning of the big event it was walking in the alleyway next to their house and spotted a large, round, white thing. Coming to the immediate conclusion that this was its bouncy ball, it bit into it with full doggy enthusiasm, to discover that it was in fact a large rock. Yes, the species routinely used by police and explosives experts to detect minute traces of scent with their incredible sense of smell apparently don't bother checking whether a given object smells like a bouncy ball or like a big fuck-off stone. One broken tooth, one emergency trip to the vet's, one certificate drawn up by the vet to attest that the animal was still pedigree for breeding purposes even though it was missing a tooth, and plenty o' stress for the bride and groom.

Plus, dogs are the only animals I've ever encountered that will take no evasive action whatsoever if you bear down on them on your bike/rollerblades/running shoes; in fact they seem to make every effort to run right into your path.

Thus, I can't bring myself to love dogs, because they're thick as pigshit.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:10, closed)

the only type of dog you want to own is one with a slot in the top of its head.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:44, closed)