The hamster was like that when I got here
Me and the wife had a hamster. Little runt was noisy, annoying and bitey (drew blood on more than one occasion).

It seemed to be getting poorly, to which i thought hallelujah! But, when home at lunchtimes from work, it seemed to be getting better.

So, took it out, and twatted it off worktop in kitchen......

I still don't know how I managed to look shocked when I came home after work, and my wife had looked sad at the hamster cage not moving.

Ah well. She had a good run. For a bit.
(sc0te, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:41, 17 replies)

Cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, closed)

^this im afraid

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:53, closed)

ditto
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:14, closed)

Why would the hamster cage be moving?
And aside from that, if this be true, you sir are a twat of the finest order
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:48, closed)

Another vote for Cunt.
Cunt.
(robbersdog, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:42, closed)

Your story still doesn't explain
why the dead hamster was slathered in lube.


Any other confessions you'd care to make?
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:44, closed)

as the rest said
CUNT!
(Kip, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:17, closed)

What a prize cunt
I hope Karma creeps up on you and gives you cock cancer - really no excuse for fucking with something you don't plan on killing and eating.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:26, closed)

I’m relaxed about the hamsters demise.
I’d bet a months salary that most if not all of the people calling you a cunt are happy for animals to be killed for their pleasure or convenience, as long as it’s somebody else doing the killing out of their view.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, closed)

I was the first in there with labelling him a cunt
And I am most certainly not okay with animals being killed for my pleasure or convenience.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:11, closed)

Vegan then?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:50, closed)

they have really poor eyesight and tend to bite in self-defense when you scare them.
dick.
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:25, closed)

Squeeky Squeek!
I like Hamsters
( industrial_bunny, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:51, closed)

I fucking hate (Hamsters) dogs
really if you are going to get a rodent, get an intelligent caring non-biting rat. They are much more fun, know their own names. Hamsters are like wasps, there is no real point in them fluff for fluffs sake. I might hate (hamsters)dogs but you shouldn't smash their tiny little heads in.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:57, closed)

reply to all
Okay, lets set this one straight.

The cage usually moved, because hamster used to run around, and it would shake.

The hamster we had from a baby, and was used to me, but all of a sudden, it just used to bite for no reason.

And, it was getting sick, so it was putting it out of misery. But yes, I agree with the post that states most of the people here would probably wish something killed out of convenience, as long as they weren't doing it themselves.
(sc0te, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, closed)

Cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:58, closed)

^this im afraid

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 5:19, closed)