I will have to tell my uncle to stop putting 3 heaped teaspoonsful of the stuff in his tea
he is almost 92 years old and has only ever been in hospital once in his life!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:52, 2 replies)

Well you've got a point, TBH
We do live longer in this day and sugar-saturated age. Possibly we are embalming ourselves throughout the course of our lives. I wouldn't mind being toothless and diabetic and allergic to everything if I could be 92 as well.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:14, closed)

Tell you what CAD monkey
Best thing to do is not bother posting at all because when you dare to join in on this forum there are only a handful of people who actually possess basic common sense and a little respect.
The rest are made up of liberal self righteous " intellectuals" who will throw academic achievements and qualifications at you but generally are incapable of tying their own shoe laces or parking a car straight.
When the world goes tits up i'm sure they will be really useful at building shelters or keeping water clean or generating electricity.They'll be more concerned for the rights of the surviving ants and cockroaches.
Chin up!!
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:08, closed)

Truth i sense in the speaks you word
but masochism mode is fully engaged. It's been a busy old week.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:15, closed)

Qualified biochemists don't know shit about biochemistry.
It's the paranoid cranks on the internet we should be listening to.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:30, closed)

You say that
but that 'TheMightyBadger' is undoubtedly sucking from the pendulous tit of the sugar companies.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:50, closed)

I can't swear to this ... take it with a pinch of salt ... but I heard that he has the Tate and Lyle tractor tattooed inside his anus.
(well ... don't take it with a pinch of salt ... salt is probably even more EEEEVIL than sugar)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:26, closed)

Roman soldiers used to be paid in salt,
so it's a sort of money, and money is the root of all evil. Which would work, except salt isn't a root, unlike sugar!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:30, closed)

Deep, man. Deep.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:38, closed)

Ahem
Money is not the root of all evil. Rather; the love of money is.
( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:13, closed)

Well I'm glad it's not pedantry, anyway.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:18, closed)

British Sugar give me a fucking solid reaming every week.
Just so I stay balanced.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:44, closed)

qualified biochemists
probably cant tie their own shoelaces.
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:10, closed)

yeah but we're not discussing shoelace tying here, are we?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:34, closed)

That chip on your shoulder must properly stink.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:38, closed)

Fucking liberals fucking everything up.
I was brought up on a croft and can pretty much live off the land (and sea)if I needed to. Luckily I also have the capacity for rational thought.

That Study that CADmonkey linked to, that linked cancer to how many sugars somebody has in their tea proved nothing.

The are many other environmental factors that may also be linked to sugar consumption that could be the causal link with the cancer. For example, the group that had the higher cancer rate also on average; owned more teaspoons. Obviously this proves the existence of the teaspoon cancer menace.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:42, closed)

Jesus wept.
Did somebody inject insecticide into the yank woodwork?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:27, closed)

omg chemtrails

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:31, closed)

They were much better back in the '80s.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:39, closed)

And they'll be using gobby plebs like you as slave labour.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:45, closed)

excellent.
let's encourage weapons grade stupidity than, shall we? Nothing like taking humanity back to the brink of a new stone age by encouraging the paranoid and patently wrong.

And we don't need to build shelters. We'll just take yours when you die because you apparently believe the single most fundamental human nutrient is a poison.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:55, closed)

I remember when this site used to be funny.
But there again I remember being bummed into madness by my uncle, although he and my mum now seem pretty sure it didn't happen.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:04, closed)

Are you any good at pinball?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:27, closed)