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What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47)
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Where's the conspiracy?
Do bakers come in and adjust the width of your anus? What?
That's not a conspiracy theory. That's just horsecrap.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:12, 2 replies)
Of course the bakers don't adjust your anus but something in the Doughnuts does. Unless you're Cheryl Baker
Amyl nitrate maybe?
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:18, closed)
Stop trying to be funny.
It's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:19, closed)
Sorry
I'll go and crawl under a rock somewhere, because I really give a fuck what you think
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:24, closed)
There's no need to be such a troll.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:31, closed)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:33, closed)
He has a point though...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:33, closed)
Let he who is actually funny cast the first stone.
I've read some of your posts. Are you Lenny Henry?
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:44, closed)
No
He's Ainsley Harriot
(TheColonel, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:49, closed)
but they never seem to post together either so could this be the one true conspiracy

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:42, closed)
of course the other side to this is
if women eat a large badly packed kebab do they also wake in the morning with a a rather large smelly greasy minge that once you are sober you would never even consider going near ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:53, closed)
Of Kebab's and Minges
That just emphasises the positive correlation between women who have hideously stinking flange-packets and those that eat late-night fine-cuisine.
(I helped save b3ta! Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:35, closed)

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