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Peej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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this is like totally true and everything. I knew this guy who was into size 14 women. he was very specific
about the size and about skin care. He would keep women in a deep well he had in his basement. He had a great catch phrase.




"And then I shit myself"


Booooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:33, 14 replies)
My friend, the things you post are barely readable, make little sense and would be best described as 'shit. Terrible nonsensical shit.'
Why not just stop.

For fucks sake.
(Council Gritter, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:47, closed)
good. fucking good. now go back to fucking your retarded sister.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 0:06, closed)
that distinct style can only mean it is the tedious username failed moderation.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 0:12, closed)
Yeah he's a crap character.
I'm hoping b3ta's writers retire him soon.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:42, closed)
you make skagra look erudite

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:55, closed)
don't' know who you are, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 0:10, closed)
This thread has the whiff of nostalgia about it.
Aye, them were't days...
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 1:40, closed)
Smugly using Dr.Shambolic's old retorts just makes you look like the kid in the playground who hung around the bigger boys and copied them.

(Council Gritter, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:28, closed)
alright sockpuppet

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:58, closed)
best The Crystals single

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:31, closed)
are you sure it wasn't The Shitrelles?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 23:44, closed)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 1:54, closed)
Some of these people aren't being very pleasant are they?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:17, closed)
I am still weeping from the impact of their nastiness.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:31, closed)

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