Control Freaks
Peej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
Sound familiar? Tell us more.
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
Roll-up cig prob
I've got into the habit of making roll-up cigarettes, and have run out of papers. I only use special imported papers from Bolivia and my usual supplier is having problems with his supplier. He won't be able to get any more in until next weekend!
So I... can't roll for a week.
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 11:00,
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This is catastrophic
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:52,
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your cancerous lungs will thank you
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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everyone else is thanking his cancerous lungs
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:06,
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if I really cared I'd question what it is that he's smoking
as a week without it seems to have returned him from sex-swap sci-fi paedo fantasy land
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:15,
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The indian ocean tsunami upset me less than this.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 17:35,
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/\ UPSET
on the internet
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:46,
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Put your surplus lighter fluid and matches to good use,
by dying in a fire.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:47,
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![die in a fire](http://i.imgur.com/YRDignS.jpg)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 23:36,
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Good
It's a miserable habit that no-one needs to have.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:39,
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use normal papers ya fucking ponce
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Glovington, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:02,
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