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Some mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06)
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yeah, but there's less responsibility in owning a dog and more fun
plus they die after roughly 15 years so you don't have to worry about buying them a car or putting them through uni or anything
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, 2 replies)
It's this "less responsibility" attitude
that covers the pavement in dog turds.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39, closed)
No - I think you'll find that's the dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47, closed)
Nah, it's me
sorry.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48, closed)
You're not sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:17, closed)
Spotted

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 1:13, closed)
That's the point, the owners should be responsible for their dogs.
I'd advocate a pet cull, but
a) threatening to kill animals never wins any friends
b) rounding up the owners into death-camps would be more in keeping with this week's tone.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:50, closed)
they should,
I own a dog and I always pick up after him. It disgusts me how much of it gets left on the pavement. Or the really unfathomable thing, when they go to the trouble of picking it up in a bag and tying it up, and then just leaving it there at the side of the path.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:51, closed)
it's to preserve the poo for the next generation to experience

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:56, closed)

They don't generally leave it at the side of the path. Mostly I see it hanging from trees and bushes at eye level, which is definitely worse.
(Benzyl, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:16, closed)
If I were to go up on our roof with a high-powered airgun to shoot the dog that keeps leaving massive turds on our street
I bet I'd be the one to get into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:57, closed)
which is why everyone should use dog nappies
www.dogquality.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/e/female-diaper1_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52, closed)
I'm wearing one now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:27, closed)
my parents never bought me a car,
although eventually they got frustrated by my own lack of bothering to get one for myself and tried to lumber me with mum's old Nissan Micra, which I didn't want.
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