Smeg cooker
Once, in a state of advanced mindfuckery, a mate and I decided to try out all the recipes mentioned in Red Dwarf.

The results were as follows:

- Gazpacho Soup: yes, it tastes better warmed up.

- Kippers Vindaloo: amazing, the power of the curry matched by the strength of the smoked fish. It's become a favourite recipe. Mind you, it's best to avoid human company on the following day, or at least those sections of society where massive, room-clearingly evil farts are not acceptable.

- Triple-Decker Fried Egg Sandwich with Chilli Sauce and Chutney: another revelation, a real treat when hungover or on a shaky come-down.

Clearly, those boys know what they're talking about.*

Another example: page 61 IS the rudest one in Lolita.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:35, 9 replies)

What about Listers crack pipe recipe whilst cracking one off the wrist followed by raping some bird down the cab office
totally smeg
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:53, closed)

Crack, yes.
Rape, no. He was acquitted. Remember?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:52, closed)

You ought to try the Shammi Kabab Diablo
Do you have a cow syringe full of lemon juice?
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, closed)

*paging Monty Boyce*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:21, closed)

Sorry I'm late.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:36, closed)

I, too have tried the triple-fried-egg-chilli-chutney-sandwich.
It tasted superb. Went well with a screwdriver (drink, not tool) for breakfast.
Neither beer nor wine go well on cornflakes, however.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:14, closed)

Ah yes
That sandwich is state of the art
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33, closed)

It's the state of the floor I'm worried about...

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:47, closed)

Smegging smeg off you smeg-head!!!!!!!!!!!

I just said 'smeg'!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:37, closed)