The B3ta Cookbook
We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Totally just made a sandwich here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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Did you boil it?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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I tried, but the cheese has just gunged up the element on the kettle :(
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 14:08,
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What flavour?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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Jam and crisps?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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Photo's or gtfo
But seriously though, was it nice?
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:30,
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That's nothing, I'm going to make some toast later if I'm feeling daring enough.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:05,
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lies! on the internet!
if you really did just make a sandwich though, would you mind posting the recipe. i'm out of my mind with boredom and one more smug fucking recipe might just give me the impetus to jump overboard off this ship.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:05,
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A picture of the sandwich would also be appreciated. Seeing pictures on here of blue biscuits and brown sludge is really making me want to cook. I want to see more.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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it really is the best qotw ever, isn't it.
i hope next week's is 'what is the correct way to make a cup of tea?'
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:46,
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I'm disappointed that Gonz hasn't posted any of his recipes.
As, in his own words, he is an "awesome chefologist".
However, I believe other people's words about his cooking tend to mention the word awful as opposed to awesome.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:56,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1657753
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:17,
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and there are always odd combinations of lobster with -whatever-is-in-the-cupboard that make me feel a bit...off-kilter.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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no, in gonz's words he is an 'orrrsum cheffulujist'.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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That'd be a golden opportunity for tedious screen-filling "debates" and en-masse accusations of trolling.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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/\ just like you to spoil next weeks surprise/\
*huffs and sulks*
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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