8 out of 10
I remember being emailed a video a few years back of a cat meowing and generally being a cat, which was subsequently killed and cooked. I think it was aimed to highlight the cruelty which at the time I sort of agreed with, but now being older, I appreciate the cultural differences more, and given that my local Chinese was busted around the same time for using 'meat of unspecified origin' (what ever that means) I guess I would be a hypocrite to grumble!!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:23, 8 replies)

It's not illegal to run over a cat
and it'd just go to waste otherwise.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, closed)

It's criminal damage if the cat belongs to someone.
Just saying.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:36, closed)

How would you know?
Are you expected to search the blood-drenched pancake for microchips?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:41, closed)

Of course
Might chip a tooth otherwise.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, closed)

Kebab shop employees have to keep an eye out
every time they carve off another layer, just in case one of the customers spots a dog collar or wedding ring before they do
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:48, closed)

Could be a novel way of proposing.
Rather than at the bottom of a champagne glass, have your lady love find her susprise engagement ring ensconced in a fragrant oyster of mystery meat and garlic grease.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:56, closed)

"Darling, I'm not sure whether I love you or hate you,
so I've given you a 50/50 chance of finding the ring and telling me how romantic I am, or choking to death."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, closed)

mmmmmmmmmmm microchips!!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:08, closed)