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This is a question Corruption

I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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I'll send a brand new unbuttpegged puppy to the first mod who bans the latest incarnation of that mental cripple rob "creepy paedo" ringofyre fairholme

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:57, 18 replies)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:58, closed)
'strue!
I've got a lovely fresh pointer and a pair of dachshunds. Mmmm. Sausagey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:06, closed)
I tell you what, back in the days before dog fingering was all the rage cr3 would have banned the entire country of Australia by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:02, closed)
I remember
When corruption was reliable.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:04, closed)
No you're wrong
In the good old days people like him were encouraged to post their stories without fear of being bullied by the likes of you, who definitely didn't exist back then.
STOP KILLING B3TA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
I ruined this website based around irreverent humour by taking the piss out of people.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:12, closed)
At least you acknowledge the fact.
well done you.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:14, closed)
seriously? you didn't detect the sarcasm there?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:07, closed)
oh haha he trol u

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:46, closed)
awwww man i hate bein trolled
my fury is all-consuming and will only be quenched when I've had you all sacked and sent to gaol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:19, closed)

ed based around irreverent humour by taking the piss out of people.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:50, closed)
ah now, I've never posted a 'I can't believe it's not kiddy porn' image, I had HELP.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:00, closed)
But then who would you have to taunt?
You two need each other like a sort of ying and yang thing
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:05, closed)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:07, closed)
yerr ... I mean ... it's not like I post thousands of big mean bully posts on here to absolutely anybody and everybody

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:10, closed)
But you're a mod and a first name friend of the mods
can't you just complain to the mods?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
Shambles fingers mods

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
What a bampersand

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)

fingers pretends to have friends who are
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)

who are
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)
Surely a little buttpegging is beneficial to ensure smoother finger entry.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)
STEADY ON EVERYBODY!
If this carries on, this post will get more replies than Flob Carehomes; and it will take away all of his power. We all know that replies are his very lifeforce and his reason for existing.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:17, closed)

And anyone with Dr in their username, shower of shit sprayers the lot of them.
(Benzyl, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:43, closed)
I am not a mod but may I express an interest in the puppy. Purely research reasons.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:44, closed)
Let it out
have a good cry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:59, closed)
Uh-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:02, closed)
I've even dragged emvee from his grotty playpen
You've got to admit I'm much much better at this than any of the whiny mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:05, closed)
Psst Shambles mate
There's a reason why you're good at being a whiny mental
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:18, closed)
'Because Emvee says so' isn't a good reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:04, closed)
i'm now officially the only reason emvee ever posts here
I'd like to apologise to everybody else for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:11, closed)
smell my finger

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:01, closed)
mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:32, closed)
What an unseemly comeback.
I hope I can be made moderator of that tragedy of a thread as well, I know lots of first names.
(Frank Snow, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:45, closed)
I hate to see you getting upset (ON THE INTERNET), Doc.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:58, closed)
you're lucky it'll never happen then

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:01, closed)
Oh, he's actually returned, then?
I thought he was just taunting you from the dark recesses of your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:44, closed)

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