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This is a question Corruption

I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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I'll send a brand new unbuttpegged puppy to the first mod who bans the latest incarnation of that mental cripple rob "creepy paedo" ringofyre fairholme

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:57, 18 replies)
LIES

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:58, closed)
'strue!
I've got a lovely fresh pointer and a pair of dachshunds. Mmmm. Sausagey.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:06, closed)
I tell you what, back in the days before dog fingering was all the rage cr3 would have banned the entire country of Australia by now.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:02, closed)
I remember
When corruption was reliable.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:04, closed)
No you're wrong
In the good old days people like him were encouraged to post their stories without fear of being bullied by the likes of you, who definitely didn't exist back then.
STOP KILLING B3TA!!!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
I ruined this website based around irreverent humour by taking the piss out of people.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:12, closed)
At least you acknowledge the fact.
well done you.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:14, closed)
seriously? you didn't detect the sarcasm there?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:07, closed)
oh haha he trol u

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:46, closed)
awwww man i hate bein trolled
my fury is all-consuming and will only be quenched when I've had you all sacked and sent to gaol
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:19, closed)

ed based around irreverent humour by taking the piss out of people.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:50, closed)
ah now, I've never posted a 'I can't believe it's not kiddy porn' image, I had HELP.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:00, closed)
But then who would you have to taunt?
You two need each other like a sort of ying and yang thing
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:05, closed)
^ this ^

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:07, closed)
yerr ... I mean ... it's not like I post thousands of big mean bully posts on here to absolutely anybody and everybody

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:10, closed)
But you're a mod and a first name friend of the mods
can't you just complain to the mods?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
Shambles fingers mods

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
What a bampersand

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)

fingers pretends to have friends who are
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)

who are
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)
Surely a little buttpegging is beneficial to ensure smoother finger entry.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)
STEADY ON EVERYBODY!
If this carries on, this post will get more replies than Flob Carehomes; and it will take away all of his power. We all know that replies are his very lifeforce and his reason for existing.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:17, closed)

And anyone with Dr in their username, shower of shit sprayers the lot of them.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:43, closed)
I am not a mod but may I express an interest in the puppy. Purely research reasons.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:44, closed)
Let it out
have a good cry
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:59, closed)
Uh-oh.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:02, closed)
I've even dragged emvee from his grotty playpen
You've got to admit I'm much much better at this than any of the whiny mentals.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:05, closed)
Psst Shambles mate
There's a reason why you're good at being a whiny mental
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:18, closed)
'Because Emvee says so' isn't a good reason.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:04, closed)
i'm now officially the only reason emvee ever posts here
I'd like to apologise to everybody else for that.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:11, closed)
smell my finger

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:01, closed)
mum?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:32, closed)
What an unseemly comeback.
I hope I can be made moderator of that tragedy of a thread as well, I know lots of first names.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:45, closed)
I hate to see you getting upset (ON THE INTERNET), Doc.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:58, closed)
you're lucky it'll never happen then

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:01, closed)
Oh, he's actually returned, then?
I thought he was just taunting you from the dark recesses of your mind.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:44, closed)

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