Go forth and multiply
I had a threesome with a 23 year old and a 22 year old when I was 31.

Either that's a doubly-impressive bit of cradlesnatching on my part, or their combined age of 45 means I got me a four-legged, four-armed, two-headed, two-cocked sugar daddy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:28, 10 replies)

I'm
very confused.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:33, closed)

That's not too bad
My boyfriends are 16 and 20 years older than me, respectively. Age is just numbers, unless if you're doing some kind of Gary Glitter thing.

edit: are you all of teh lady?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:33, closed)

Last time I checked
yes, I was all lady.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:35, closed)

don't know why it didn't occur to me to just look in your profile
*fucks off*
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:37, closed)

Now that's the kind of guy I'm looking for.
'A four-legged, four-armed, two-headed, two-cocked sugar daddy'.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:33, closed)

two tongues
n'all
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:34, closed)

Yabbut
Probably a right two-faced bastard.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:51, closed)

wouldn't it be nice

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:35, closed)

I
am SOOOOOOO jealous!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 8:36, closed)

I'm not sure this constitutes cougarism
These two are acceptably young. The formula states that you are allowed half your age + 7. In this case that would be 22.5, so this is probably acceptable depending on what month the 22 year old guy was born in.

Still pretty impressive though.
(slotbadger, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, closed)