Not really an age
gap story, but still...

I was 30, she was the older woman (36). She taught me two things..

1) Cuffs and collar don't always match. She was dark haired, but not down below. I nearly shat myself when I pulled down her jeans to reveal a bright orange ball of fur staring up at me. I thought my cat had beaten me to it!

2) I now truly understand the meaning of waving a sausage in the albert hall. Jesus christ she was loose. I don't think it touched the sides once. You know it's bad when it's the man asking if it's in yet!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:52, 12 replies)

*wiggles little finger*
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:54, closed)

I wish!
What I wouldn't give to be as big as your little finger! The nights I've spent laying awake wishing I was as big as a little finger!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:58, closed)

He he!

Nothing worse than a clown's pocket.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:57, closed)

haha
I'd not heard that one before, but might have to use it frequently now.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:59, closed)

WIZARDS SLEEVE
yes
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:09, closed)

You saying I've got man's hands.
*rolls up sleeves*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:01, closed)

A ha ha ha ha
orange pubes. ha ha ha ha
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:02, closed)

re: 2)
that's only because you've got a gnat-sized appendage
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:05, closed)

It might not be the biggest in the world, but I've got 14 stone to shove it in with.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, closed)

twasn't you stu
i was referring to the OP
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:58, closed)

"I thought my cat had beaten me to it!"
Cough...splutter...hahahahaha! :D
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, closed)

*Clicks*
1) 'I thought my cat had beaten me to it'

2) I know your pain with every girl I've been with...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:24, closed)