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Tell us your stories of age gap shags. No paedo gags please.

Inspired by The Resident Loon

(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:55)
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In a night club far, far away
I was dancing in a nightclub one weekend when I made eye contact with a strikingly good looking woman about the same age as me (40 odd). Black dress - split from cleavage to navel at the front, and from hip to ankle at the back. She was gorgeous and would be best be described as a "vamp"
We did the usual rituals of smiling / flirting / kinda-not kinda dancing together for about 10 minutes before I plucked up the courage to offer her a drink at the bar.

"Not seen you here before" says I . (God! I am SOOOOooooo crap at chatting up women).
"No" she replies "I only come out once in a blue moon to keep my daughter company" and with this she nods to a teenage come twenty something girl still swinging her hips on the dance floor.
"She's not very confident by herself, so I come out for a bit of moral support" she confides.

"okay dokey" thinks I. The young girl is way out of my league, and the mum probably wouldn't fancy getting "involved" if she is on chaperone duty, so I am politely chatty but not pushy and we continue to dance and drink together for the rest of the evening.

Just before we get thrown out of the club, the young girl comes up to me and says "Errm.! Mum want's to know if you fancy a mother-daughter threesome?"

Did I hear that right?

I look across the room to the mum, who now is a bit drunk, and is using the universal international sign launguage for a blowjob. YEP! I heard right. So much for the shy daughter.

I was quite frankly shocked. I was also quite drunk. I said "Yes please."

We left the club.

The three of us walked, in absolute silence for about 2 blocks and up a fire escape into a very posh looking modern flat. I was thinking this has got to be a wind-up and trying not to think about the possibility of waking up without my kidneys.

I make myself comfortable on the chaise-longe (the flat was THAT posh) whilst mum mixes some drinks.

I still hadn't spoken a word since I left the club. I finally find my voice and asked the mother, "Do you do this mother-daughter thing often?"

"Oh yes, quite often, whenever y'know, 'the mood' takes me." says mum.

Just then the daughter comes back into the room wearing a very modest nightdress. "right mum, I'm off to bed. I'll wake grandma up and you three can get on with your fun".

I took a sip from my glass.

Mother-daughter threesome. .......... "I'll wake grandma"......... I was bounding down the fire escape before my glass had hit the floor.

None of the above may be true, in fact I can't remember if I've read the story on a B3ta question or some other site so I apologise if I am plagiarising (thought it was funny tho').

EDIT. if I have nicked someone's story - message me and I'll remove it. I am over 40 and therefore have crap memory and suffer from dementia)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03, 8 replies)
I do remember reading this somewhere in here
but nicely done anyway. *click*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:05, closed)
Its a sportsmans double
Old as the hills !
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, closed)
Good one!
I started to think this was another one of those crap stories that were being complained about below! Made my smile when I got to the end......click!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:34, closed)
Twas me wot bindunned it

No need to delete though old bean.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:54, closed)
erm, I remember the war y'know
am not that fucking senile. Yours was written on the 5th dec, its only the 10 th today.
I was referring to a story I read (heard) years ago.
Cheeky young pup.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:13, closed)
Tis an old joke
But well told!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:00, closed)
Best respinning
of a well-worn yarn.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:37, closed)
that was getting quite interesting...until the end .. doh

Good one.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:53, closed)

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