Crap Gadgets
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
Got an steam iron and ironing board as a wedding present. I’ve not used it once.
right fellas!
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:25,
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Didn't the non-iron shirt
render ironing boards obsolete?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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You didn't want that for two reasons:
1) EDITED to remove further evidence of my own stupidity and spoil the joke.
2) You actually should have asked for a steam generator, for real men who iron*
*may or may not be an oxymoron
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58,
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1) surely that was the joke?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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Yes. I got it but my brain decided to ignore that fact and carrry on.
Usual apologies apply.
Edited accordingly
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:25,
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WTF?
Surely the present was for Mrs RoF?
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WankSpanner ...seeks spanner wankerer, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:50,
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