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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

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(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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A mandolin...
you know, one of those kitchen things where you slide food across a sharp blade to cut it...
Bought one from a county show. It looked fucking fantastic, julienning, slicing, chipping like you wouldn't believe. It was razor sharp.
Well the one the bloke was demonstrating was. The one I paid £30 for you could ride bare-arsed to China on the blade and not cut yourself. The cunt won't even slice fucking cucumber.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:34, 3 replies)
"ride bare-arsed to China"
havin' that.



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(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:30, closed)
ha ha
I have the exact opposite problem with mine. It's so bastard Sharp, I'm frightened to move it in case I split an atom
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:24, closed)
My fingers get a little bit shorter every time I use my mandolin.

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:43, closed)

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