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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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A mandolin...you know, one of those kitchen things where you slide food across a sharp blade to cut it...
Bought one from a county show. It looked fucking fantastic, julienning, slicing, chipping like you wouldn't believe. It was razor sharp.
Well the one the bloke was demonstrating was. The one I paid £30 for you could ride bare-arsed to China on the blade and not cut yourself. The cunt won't even slice fucking cucumber.
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Sallyrsm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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"ride bare-arsed to China"havin' that.
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:30, closed)
ha haI have the exact opposite problem with mine. It's so bastard Sharp, I'm frightened to move it in case I split an atom
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:24, closed)
My fingers get a little bit shorter every time I use my mandolin.(
AWPS, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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