put the bread in sideways

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:50, 2 replies)

I would love it so much
if that really was the problem.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, closed)

it's what i do
works a treat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, closed)

Me too
But I just love the idea of Moon Monkey getting irate at the toaster because it never occured to him that it was designed for the bread to go in sideways.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, closed)

better than my mate's toaster
she had to shove a trowel down the side to get the lever to hold down
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, closed)

Sorry, doesn't work
Since normal sliced bread is not far off square, you still get an untoasted strip along one side.

And on some toasters, putting it in sideways means that it jams when it tries to pop up. Because the designers apparently haven't ever seen any actual bread.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, closed)

Don't spoil my fun.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, closed)

works on kingsmill really seeded

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, closed)

My toaster...
(4 slice jobbie), will take 1 slice upright and 1 sideways - and THAT'S sometimes liable to jam when done.
( snee held his breath since, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:30, closed)