Through years of extensive research
I have come to the conclusion that any product with the word "turbo" in the title will be a piece of shit. No exceptions. Ever.

I had a gun/explosion sound creating keyring called the Turbo Blaster. Fell apart very quickly.
I had a radio controlled car called the Turbo Panther. The suspension broke.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:01, 1 reply)

What about the Renault 5 Turbo - exception to teh rule?

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:13, closed)

I liked the Renault 5 Turbo
My mate had one. Nearly every weekend I'd be using my lumbering Volvo 265 to extract it from whatever tree it was stuck up. I drove it a couple of times and it was great fun, but I can see how it ended up on its side in a hedge with its engine on fire on a more-or-less weekly basis.
(gordonjcp, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:06, closed)