Robot guard dog.
My cat kept shitting in my cheeseplant pot so I bought a proximity activated robo guard dog to bark at him if he went near it.
Came home and he'd crapped all over its head.
Sold it for a fiver at a bootfair, there was still some brown bits in the crevices.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:20, 7 replies)

Your cat has a rare and unique gift for comedy

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:25, closed)

^What Btichtits said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:38, closed)

^yes^
He is awesome and should be allowed to shit wherever he chooses.



The cat not Moonmonkey ... I’m not weird
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:57, closed)

Oh, thanks for setting me up then disappointing me
But am I still awesome?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:13, closed)

Moonmonkey


He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:17, closed)

^^^ What "Ooh, hello sailor!" said ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15, closed)

ooh, this is good.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:20, closed)