Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I got the sneezes tooI have some budget beard trimmer, which is OK, but the nasal hair attachment doesn't seem to actually cut any nasal hair. It cuts moustache hair OK though, as I found out when a sudden trimmer induced sneeze caused a panicked withdrwal, to avoid stabbing myself in the brain. Instead I dragged the bastard thing straight down my top lip, leaving a lovely, neat, quarter-inch-wide, diagonal line through the bristle. I'm back with the tweezing, crying and swearing now.
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