
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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"the phallus-shaped device allows a remote user to simulate specific sex acts"
A control device you give to a partner, who presumably gets their freak on in front of a webcam with it.
Yeah, not weird at all....
( , Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
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