Scented dog bags.
Got a pack of these as a joke christmas present. They're doo bags which smell. I guess it's supposed to mean that you can't smell the crap when you're looking for a bin...

Nope. You just end up with a bag that smells like floral crap. People must have thought I was feeding the dog pot pourri or something. Also, he kinda liked the smell of them, so he kept trying to lick the damn things!
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