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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Quite right,mangoes are rank.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:19,
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Bollocks.You are eating those fucking great big green things from Brazil aren't you? They aren't a PROPER mango, they are more like a spud. What you need to try is Indian Alfonso (Hapoos) variety, small, golden and sweet, or perhaps the Pakistani Chaunsa variety. (You'll have to wait till next May now though, the season's over, and they can't be grown just anywhere like those nasty Tommy Atkins mangoes, they really are shite)
Then again, perhaps you just don't like mango. Hmmm, I didn't think about that.
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Funnily enoughI do like the dried Alfonso mango you can get.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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If I want to enjoy the taste of mango,I'd do just as well to get drunk on something awful (Breezers, perhaps), then vom it all up again. At least I'd have the pleasure of getting drunk, before the unpleasantness began.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:12,
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