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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Butter
I love lovely buttery butter but I hate ripping holes in my bread so this looked perfect. www.alfille.co.uk/

It wasn't.
(Micklebring, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:28, 9 replies)
What was wrong with it?
It looks like a brilliant idea.
(Nightviolet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:45, closed)
We just keep our glass butter dish in the cupboard.
And because we live in a house it is always spreadable.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:57, closed)
exactly this.
there.now do you see what's happened? I've agreed with you. I hope you're HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)
Fuuuuuuuuunnnnnggggghhjhhh!
How very dare you etc.
Outraged etc.
Grrrr etc.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, closed)
you CUNT.
(normal service has been resumed)
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:56, closed)
Thank muck for that!
I feared that the universe was about to split in two.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:09, closed)
But
don't you find that it starts tasting rancid after a few days? My gran used to keep her butter like that, and it always tasted 'orrible. Perhaps she didn't eat it fast enough or something.
(richardm, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, closed)
Not at all.
A degree of airtightness is all that is required.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:13, closed)
Hang on a minute
I love lovely buttery butter but I hate ripping holes in my bread so that looks perfect. Can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! spingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:03, closed)

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