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Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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ButterI love lovely buttery butter but I hate ripping holes in my bread so this looked perfect. www.alfille.co.uk/
It wasn't.
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What was wrong with it?It looks like a brilliant idea.
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We just keep our glass butter dish in the cupboard.And because we live in a house it is always spreadable.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:57,
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exactly this.there.now do you see what's happened? I've agreed with you. I hope you're HAPPY.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:59,
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Fuuuuuuuuunnnnnggggghhjhhh!How very dare you etc.
Outraged etc.
Grrrr etc.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04,
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you CUNT.(normal service has been resumed)
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:56,
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Thank muck for that!I feared that the universe was about to split in two.
Or something.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:09,
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But don't you find that it starts tasting rancid after a few days? My gran used to keep her butter like that, and it always tasted 'orrible. Perhaps she didn't eat it fast enough or something.
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Not at all.A degree of airtightness is all that is required.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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Hang on a minuteI love lovely buttery butter but I hate ripping holes in my bread so that looks perfect. Can I have it?
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spingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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