
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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So, there was this guy and he was all up in my face, so I said 'step off, buddy'. I mean, why would people be like that? What's that all about? Enough already! You know what I'm talking about? I've had it up to here! And there's just no need for it. Everyday is just more of the same, and I've had my fill. It get's my goat you know? Everyone's got this attitude and I'm like, chill bro! You feel me? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, I know, right? I've got an idea KNOCK IT OFF! It's like HELLO! I didn't sign off on this. But all this stuff going on, guys on one side saying 'yeah, but what do you think' and guys on the other going 'well, that's not right for me' and I'm all 'yeah, but get over it!'.
With apologies to Andy Daly
( , Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:54, 4 replies)

I'm always like this about it by
( , Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:57, closed)
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