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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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`nuff said?
Edit have just been chided for brevity, having started a detailed rant I cut it to the above.
This my new one from scratch:
It isn`t ronseal, your workflow will turn into a work dribble with all the irritating uncoordinated software teams shit, built on layer after layer of un-debugged code from other attention deficit twats who`ve now left to fuck up other projects.
The objects i want orientation to are quality and reliability, not fucking coin tossing by late binding software to the point of needing a belief in the afterlife `cause that is how late it is scheduled
Those toss-garglers need to have the prospect of a take off and landing in a fly by wire plane relying on their shit to work before it is released to us, and another flight for every bug fix ( but there shouldn`t be any then should there?)
Oh and there should be an open internet connection secured by their firewall and the flight times PUBLICLY logged in advance.
Make the punishment fit the crime.
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I used to work on a Windows domain. Half of MS's admin tools either only do half the job or are incompatible with another of their admin tools. Then another version comes out and everything has moved around -- so that people need to spend more money on training and books. Bastards!
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when compared to sharepoint.
I fucking hate sharepoint.
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25 years.
Time you got over it chaps. It works pretty well nowadays.
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