Talking in my sleep
I'm not aware of doing it, so it doesn't creep me out, but it's crept out plenty of other people.

I don't just mumble, apparently, I properly talk, and even reply to people when they speak to me. I once sat up at 2am in a hotel room in Spain and asked where my horse was, then had a whole conversation with my Mum about 'what horse?', 'my horse!, etc., etc.

If you have this habit, I've found it's best to warn anyone you're sharing a room with, as otherwise it really fucks them up when you sit up in bed with a jolt in the middle of the night and start having a conversation with someone who's not there.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:23, 12 replies)

I talk
mostly gibberish, but I have been known to sing in French, and a couple of weeks ago sat bolt upright and screamed. Proper scream sound, but quiet.

Mate of mine used to shout and argue in his sleep, much like when he was awake. One night he was doing it and another mate and I were laughing about it. Took us a while to realise that at some point during the laughter he had woken up and was shouting at us, because it sounded exactly the same.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:26, closed)

I've woken up occasionally
conscious that I've been screaming, and I know exactly what you mean by 'proper scream sound, but quiet' Sort of strangulated, because you're not filling your lungs beforehand.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:29, closed)

guess so
I have no memory of it, so I only get told about it by my mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:31, closed)

I talk in my sleep
nonsense mostly, but my girlfriend tells me she tries to keep the conversation going - and admits trying to wheedle secrets out of me.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:34, closed)

i do this too, but it wakes him up and makes him grumpy that I woke him up!
Mr Box giggles in his sleep too, like a naughty schoolgirl
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:30, closed)

Cripes!
Done this on many occasions. Then I get scared because I'm not making any noise whilst attempting to scream. Then get myself into a more panicked state!

Other than that I did wake my wife up once by making 'duck noises'. Yes, I was asleep and no, she doesn't harbour sexual feelings for water birds.
( Ultimate Cakes & Sweets Why,what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39, closed)

Fuck me I do exactly this
Gibberish and French.

My daughter thinks her dreams are real. Shes had a go at me in the last week because she can't find her new shoes with hearts of the Aunty Donna bought her (she didn't) and last night woke me up at 3am to tell me that her sister was crushing her Pizza.
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:45, closed)

ha that's a bit cute

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:57, closed)

Ha
Nice
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:00, closed)

Apparently I once started having a real go at the missus at about 2 in the morning...
because she hadn't "finished her half of the cluster and it won't mirror properly when we connect the fibre channels". Suffice to say she was confused.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:13, closed)

but
was your horse amazing?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:16, closed)

Alas
I could remember absolutely nothing of the dream itself when told about it the next morning.

But I'd assume so, yes.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:54, closed)