The Daily Express
Mental disconnect, anyone?

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( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, 3 replies)

Ha ha ha!
"...looking chest swell" gross!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, closed)

chriss norris
ahh memory's of brass eye etc
bomb dogs
cake etc
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, closed)

i loved the juxtaposition of these articles
me and my mates regularly bring this up when reminiscing about Brass Eye.

paedophiles are using an area of the internet the size of Ireland, fact.


*edit, what was the one in the mail (i think) where they were on about peados but then had an article about princesses Eugine and Beatrice in their swimsuits, despite them being approx 14/15....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)

they also have the same genetic makeup as crabs
Its not scientifically proven - but its a fact.


also

Nonce sense
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph" in front of them?
also

The Singapore solution: A paedophile has an implant the size of a cashew nut in his rectum. These devices are triggered by the sound of children's voices. "It" hears those voices . It expands to the size of a 42 inch colour television set. Bang! They fall to the ground shrieking and the children are safe.

I'd vote for this
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:01, closed)