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Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Pet Taxidermy
I know a woman who had her dead cat stuffed and mounted.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:57, 13 replies)
*something about mounting and stuffing her cold pussy*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:00, closed)
must be a
Welsh joke in there somewhere as well.
(username failed moderation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01, closed)
old taxidermy joke
..."Do you want them mounted?"
"No, just rubbing noses"
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01, closed)
Old Emo Philips joke
"I caught a forty pound sea bass, and I was just dying to mount it......but there were people around"
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12, closed)
Ha! Not heard that one
I like his asthma attack joke.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, closed)
And also
"I'm in the park, watching all the children jumping and shouting...

Well, they don't know I'm using blanks..."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)
I was going to post
this about the stuffed animal museum in Sussex.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12, closed)
Awww!
*votes pet taxidermy*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:18, closed)
And sell it via advertising on the back of TV magazines.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:20, closed)

That used to be in Potters Museum of Curiosities along with loads of other weird stuffed animal sets
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, closed)
There are similar
in a museum in York, including things with arab claws for heads.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:40, closed)
I find it
sad rather than creepy. Did you mean crab claws or real Arabs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:51, closed)
Why the fuck did she have to get someone to shag it before she put it on the wall, that's just cruel!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:41, closed)

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