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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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This happened to a friend of a friend.
He was in his room, having a wank, and then afterwards, he looked to the side of his table, his mum left him a cup of tea !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:19, 22 replies)
That happened to me -
my mum was having a wank and I left her a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:20, closed)
My mum was wanking me off
while she made a cup of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:22, closed)
I had a wank INTO my mum's cup of tea
(While she watched...)
(dxg, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:27, closed)
And then I drank the tea
whilst your mum wanked me off, with her bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:28, closed)
one time
I had a wank and my mum didnt bring me a cup of tea. Do I win five pounds?
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:21, closed)
I haven't had a wank
But I keep finding tea everywhere.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:26, closed)
I was having a really good tea-ing.
I looked to the side of my table and found some wank my mum had left me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:29, closed)
This one wins!

(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:44, closed)
I teabagged my mum
in exchange for a cup of tea.

Then we heard this eerie, plinky-plonky tune.

THIS MEANT WE'D RUN OUT OF TEA.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:39, closed)
^ this
.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:52, closed)
^^ This
I was giggling a bit but this made me guffaw.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:59, closed)
Were there empty cups of wank involved?

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:06, closed)
...
My mum was wanking me off with tea, but then I realised that her hands were cold

because she's dead
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:01, closed)
Did she die from the shame
or the pleasure?
(dxg, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:26, closed)
My mum tried to make a cup of tea with my wank
but it didn't brew very well.
(Jeremy Paxmans Itchy Gusset, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:44, closed)
bandwagon
I've kept mum about t'wank I had earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:44, closed)
Bash.org?
old.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, closed)
My mum

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:21, closed)

We were so poor we didn't have tables.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:47, closed)
My son was wanking
so I left him a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 2:38, closed)
I drank some tea...
then had a wank and pissed over my mum.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:52, closed)
"Your wank tastes like tea"
Said my dad to me. I'd just been wanking in my room whilst my mum shat on the dog who was pissing into my mate's anus, when.....oh cock it.

I can't be arsed.
(brainwrong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:56, closed)

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