Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Is it just me
Or has anybody else began to just accept fanny farting during sex?
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:28, 14 replies)
Or has anybody else began to just accept fanny farting during sex?
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:28, 14 replies)
FF's
Given the air tight gasketing and general piston action going in a rhythmic sort of way it's either get with the likely sound effects or take to polishing your own helmet.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:44, closed)
Given the air tight gasketing and general piston action going in a rhythmic sort of way it's either get with the likely sound effects or take to polishing your own helmet.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:44, closed)
It's not something that can easily be helped IMHO....
Brings a smile to one's face though.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, closed)
Brings a smile to one's face though.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, closed)
I can count on one hand the number of times it has happened to me.
Fortunately, I am not inbred, and therefore have the normal number of fingers on my hands.
But: fanny farting = ewwww. Just a bit wrong.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:33, closed)
Fortunately, I am not inbred, and therefore have the normal number of fingers on my hands.
But: fanny farting = ewwww. Just a bit wrong.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:33, closed)
Only happened twice I think
Thankfully it was with the same person and we ended up crying with laughter. I think it was his fault...
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:36, closed)
Thankfully it was with the same person and we ended up crying with laughter. I think it was his fault...
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:36, closed)
It happens
In my (not extensive but reasonable) experience, these things happen, depends on the girl from what I can tell.
Worst time ever was when one girl said sorry every time it happened. Puts you off when it's each and every stroke I can tell you.
Found out that she'd also been with one of my mates and the exact same thing happened. :/
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:59, closed)
In my (not extensive but reasonable) experience, these things happen, depends on the girl from what I can tell.
Worst time ever was when one girl said sorry every time it happened. Puts you off when it's each and every stroke I can tell you.
Found out that she'd also been with one of my mates and the exact same thing happened. :/
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:59, closed)
Completely acceptable.
And it makes me giggle like a schoolboy, which hopefully defuses any honk-related embarrassment :)
Usually a prompt to change position.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:27, closed)
And it makes me giggle like a schoolboy, which hopefully defuses any honk-related embarrassment :)
Usually a prompt to change position.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:27, closed)
fanny farts
make I giggle like a twelve year old... I like to point them out to my partner because they make her cringe, luckily she does not point them out to me because she is less of a bitch than I am.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:23, closed)
make I giggle like a twelve year old... I like to point them out to my partner because they make her cringe, luckily she does not point them out to me because she is less of a bitch than I am.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:23, closed)
hehehe
I just laugh like a drain anyways... after this many years I don't care!
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:39, closed)
I just laugh like a drain anyways... after this many years I don't care!
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:39, closed)
if they dont happen
its cos she aint wet enough and you aint doing it right.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)
its cos she aint wet enough and you aint doing it right.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)
Thanks
Fanny farts are the fanny's way of saying thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they just want to be appreciated!!
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)
Fanny farts are the fanny's way of saying thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they just want to be appreciated!!
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)
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