Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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NarfI was once in the garden, and was mucking about with a bicycle inner tube (as you do), and latched it to a wall and pulled, the fucker fell down and crushed my foot. I screamed "OH FUCKING SHIT FUCK!". Rather inappropriate as we had two religious zealots round.
Yes, it is the wrong kind of crush, but I've never wanted to get off with a goat, which we'll no doubt see here soon.
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B.T., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:15,
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