Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Tripitakathe woman disguised as a buddhist monk in the TV classic Monkey. I had missed the first couple of episodes and couldn't understand why I had the hots for someone that monkey, pigsy and sandy called master.
I swear it crossed my 6 year old head that there might be something fundamentally wrong.
I was fucking relieved to find out she was a chick.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 2:34, Reply)
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