Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Ashamed as I am to admit it...I have two lingering secret crushes, both wrong in their own way...
(1) Beverly Callard
(2) The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny
Logically, therefore, my dream woman would be a forty benson-a-day smoking lycra clad GILF cartoon rabbit with a west country accent. I'm ashamed to say i've got a semi just thinking about her.
(, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 12:32, Reply)
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